January 2012
1 post
Jan 8th
23,612 notes
May 2011
5 posts
I’m at La Fiesta Mexican (110 jackson, Benton) http://4sq.com/kqzbMe
May 9th
rend lake dam #flood http://t.co/okOTnfK
May 4th
RT @sincerelylorna: I have no idea what’s going on. But I’m kinda okay with that.
May 3rd
obligatory #osama tweet
May 2nd
May 1st
3 notes
April 2011
11 posts
I’m at McDonald’s (E Vienna St, Anna) http://4sq.com/hK4BMC
Apr 26th
RT @longcat111: longcat
Apr 24th
RT @Battlefield: We’ve just passed 900K Fans on Facebook! Help us get to 1M fans to unlock the bonus producer commentary! http://on.fb.m …
Apr 21st
your highness/arthur ftw (@ AMC Centre 8 Theater) http://4sq.com/gDrrNL
Apr 18th
I’m at Bath & Body Works (Broadway & 42ND Street, Mount Vernon) http://4sq.com/hKrSV3
Apr 17th
I’m at Joe’s Records http://4sq.com/fRjkkt
Apr 16th
I just ousted Samantha H. as the mayor of Rend Lake College on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/gM403Y
Apr 14th
Apr 11th
10,557 notes
I’m at Burger King (101-199 S Central St, Benton) http://4sq.com/eM603X
Apr 10th
nomnomnom (@ Noodles & Company w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://4sq.com/dRRVW8
Apr 9th
I’m at Micro Center (87 Brentwood Promenade Court, Brentwood) http://4sq.com/g12KkO
Apr 9th
let’s go (@ Outback Steakhouse) http://4sq.com/eu8Afl
Apr 1st
March 2011
2 posts
Mar 31st
7,203 notes
January 2011
6 posts
at a funeral.
not sure what to do.
Jan 20th
fuck my life
Jan 14th
Jan 10th
Jan 8th
shinfo saturday.
I sleep with one leg over the covers. macaroni>shells I think all battles should be fought with turtle shells. I like pabst and keystone and hate bud light. curvy girls are amazing. I enjoy modern and postmodern political books. face hair makes you instantly important. Ireland is the best place on earth. every time I use google earth I try to find an isolated island with cute vernacular...
Jan 8th
mistakes are wayyyy underrated.
Jan 1st
September 2010
1 post
dear tumblr
halfdrunkisawasteofmoney: imokaywithbeingunimpressive: how are you even still alive? hater.  always.
Sep 2nd
August 2010
1 post
dear tumblr
how are you even still alive?
Aug 5th
July 2010
2 posts
had a dream that @fthc was mistakenly posting things to this twitter and I called to warn him, he was a real dick about it.
Jul 11th
RT @hallegrina: RT @RossSchueller: Here is your chance Cleveland! Show LeBron your appreciation by burning your city to the ground! (ag …
Jul 9th
June 2010
21 posts
I approve. RT @tessaaaron: drank. came inside. passed out for three hours. now I’m awake.
Jun 21st
Jun 20th
I’m on a stage. in front of people. redneck people. a lot of them.
Jun 20th
muse + frank turner, going to see toy story 3, ftw!
Jun 18th
The quieter you become, the more you can hear.:... →
Dear Ryan Hall, We have been friends for a year straight, now. We’ve had a few fights, but i think it’s just because we’re both so damn stubborn. And i know, that if we were in a fight right now, and i were to call you asking for your help, you’d be there for me. I miss you, so much. I miss you… yeah, well I agree, except for Grease, Grease is a damn good movie. :) ilu!
Jun 17th
stoneandbone: imokaywithbeingunimpressive: so, my girlfriend doesn’t know what a jedi is…  DEAL BREAKER we’re on the same page.
Jun 17th
sethtracy: imokaywithbeingunimpressive: so, my girlfriend doesn’t know what a jedi is… was she raised by wolves? i’d think wolves would know what a jedi is, too.
Jun 17th
so, my girlfriend doesn’t know what a jedi is…
Jun 13th
http://www.etsy.com/shop/youngurbanpuppy cutest. thing. ever. #etsy
Jun 11th
RT @lilduval: Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin but I’ll stick to the basic’s I’ll be nutin on u baby all over u baby
Jun 7th
ahh, the original wall post. haha. http://tweetphoto.com/26068456
Jun 7th
I’ve never ever seen more stars crammed in one sky than tonight.
Jun 7th
mallory sheridan just sung my chemical romance. js.
Jun 7th
I ams soes diskapointeds.
Jun 5th
In retrospect, 2009 wasn’t so bad.
Jun 5th
NATIONAL DOUGHNUT DAY!11!!111!
Jun 4th
totally misses pancake mornings.
Jun 4th
dear conservatives, this is why we shouldn’t do offshore drilling.
Jun 4th
I’d much rather be happy than right any day.
Jun 3rd
two kids, one love, who cares if we make it up?
Jun 3rd
all the stars and boulevards
Jun 2nd